Karl Rove Photo Caption Contest #2
Yes, Karl Rove is still coming to Tigard on Friday at 6 p.m.
(On the website, the event's location is still undisclosed - but one of BlueOregon's enterprising commenters found out via the Oregon GOP's email list: Embassy Suites, 9000 SW Washington Square Road, Tigard, Oregon)
Here's a couple of our favorite quotes from Bush's Brain, Turd Blossom, Voldemort, or whatever you want to call the guy:
“As people do better, they start voting like Republicans - unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing”“Cindy Sheehan is a clown. There is no real antiwar movement. No serious politician, with anything to do with anything, would show his face at an antiwar rally.”
And the best one?
“We've been probably to some degree too successful...”
And again... photo caption contest!
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12:13 p.m.
Apr 10, '07
Nice job picking this photo.
This one has LOTS more potential than the last one. %^>
12:14 p.m.
Apr 10, '07
"GW's brain is about this big, which explains why Cheney and I pretty much run things."
12:16 p.m.
Apr 10, '07
"I am satan, kneel before me and worship me or you will die."
12:30 p.m.
Apr 10, '07
"We were THIS close to world domination when those over-educated bloggers took us down in Tigard."
Apr 10, '07
"I'm squishing you, Nancy Pelosi...squish, squish, squish!"
Apr 10, '07
"Okay, Jeff, I'll pay you by the inch. Take a check?"
Karl Rove to Jeff Gannon/Guckert, President Bush's favorite male prostitute turned White House press room whore.
Apr 10, '07
Only takes a couple of stick matches that big to start a forest fire in your backyard.
Apr 10, '07
"Hey Rush? Have any of those blue pills? I want to be bigger than this..."
Apr 10, '07
Butt nuggets are this big...turd blossoms are much smaller and stinkier
Apr 10, '07
"This is why George Bush acts so tough."
1:55 p.m.
Apr 10, '07
"Lie to the grand jury? Nah, not really. Okay, a little lie--just this big."
Apr 10, '07
"I am about this close from coming out of the closet."
Apr 10, '07
Here are the WMDs we promised.
Apr 10, '07
This is the size of the lipstick I put on…. Kissy kiss.
2:16 p.m.
Apr 10, '07
Our administration cares about non-white, non-rich, non-male people THIS much...
Apr 10, '07
"I won't talk to you unless you give me a stack of hundred dollar bills this big."
2:54 p.m.
Apr 10, '07
"You make one peep to the committee on this whole DA thing, Ms. Goodling, and you'll force me to break out...THE CLAW. And nobody wants to see...THE CLAW."
Apr 10, '07
"I'm THIS much smarter than Don Imus..."
Apr 10, '07
"This is the first letter of the word I use to describe Hillary".
Apr 10, '07
"These are not the droids you are looking for..." "Move along, move along."
Apr 10, '07
My mullet use to be this big.
Apr 10, '07
It was August 6, 2003. We had a short videoconference with Condy, and that Presidential Briefing Memorandum was mentioned, but I don't remember the President reading it.
Then, off to cut bush in the canyon for the rest of the day. Eventually, nature called, he turned, and I saw it.
Apr 10, '07
I meant August 6, 2001.
Apr 10, '07
This week's corruption brought to you by the letter "C"...
Apr 10, '07
Really, honey, it's this big...I'm Karl Rove, would I lie to you???
Apr 11, '07
ROVE 2008 "From the White House to the Big House..."
Apr 11, '07
A stack of thousand dollar bills this high will buy you a little face time with my boy.
Apr 11, '07
Clean the wax out of your ears with the new Karl Rove shaped cotton swab with lifelike Kung-Fu grip.
Apr 11, '07
"We're just this far from permanent Republican rule..."
Apr 11, '07
Nobody can survive my Machivalien wrestling hold. Heehehehehe
Apr 12, '07
Jeff Gannon and Ted Haggard said it has to be this big before I can play with them, I'm still too short!