Single? Enviro?

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Well, now this is an unusual organizing strategy.

Are you looking to meet progressive singles in the Portland area? Do you want to make a difference for Oregon’s environment this election? ... Progressive Singles Mixer and OLCV Phone bank, November 2nd 6pm-10pm in downtown PDX.

Ya know, it just might work.

  • sasha (unverified)
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    Count me in! I love liberal chicks. They are, shall we say, so much more "progressive."

  • PanchoPdx (unverified)
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    Phonebanking with a bunch of overly-opinionated hairy women!?!

    If you can't figure out how to get laid at this event you really ought to work on your game.

    Just remember not to bathe (conserving water) and bring a picture of your cat companion.

  • K (unverified)
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    Nice comments. What the heck is wrong with you people? Do you do anything other than troll around on Blue Oregon?

  • spicey (unverified)
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    this sounds like fun, thanks for the head's up.

  • Anon (unverified)
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    Watch out for Karen Minnis' brother-in-law...he may be lurking if he knows that young, single women are coming....

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    Phonebanking with a bunch of overly-opinionated hairy women!?!

    In defense of pro-environment women...

    I'm married now, but I've generally found enviro-gals to be funny, interesting, athletic, and sexy.

    Opinionated? Yes. But not especially hairy. You really should get out more, Pancho.

  • Shane (unverified)
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    I agree with "Pancho." Who wants to hang around gals who have opinions? I prefer my gals to keep their trap shut! If they got somethin' to say they can say it in one of their ladies groups. You know, one of them ladies groups where they clean or cook or somethin' that ladies do. Here are some other things ladies shouldn't do: -Work -Go to college -Talk unless spoken to -Run for office -They shouldn't get an allowance unless they done their chores -Vote

    Feel free to add to my "what ladies should not be doin'" list.

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    Definitely shouldn't be phonebanking, canvassing, or donating to candidates. Leave the politics up to the men.

    Note to GOP oppo researchers: The above is satire.

  • Shane (unverified)
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    Darn tootin'! I left the most important thing out of my "what ladies shouldn't be doin' list." Thanks Kari.

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    Does one have to be hairy to be an enviro? I haven't taken a shower yet, I have three cats and I'm very liberal - and you know what I mean!

    Its a great idea, I wish I would have thought of it myself.

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    Posted by: PanchoPdx | Nov 1, 2006 10:15:26 AM Phonebanking with a bunch of overly-opinionated hairy women!?!

    Wow. You must be real smooth with the ladies.

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    Who says trolls don't have their uses?

    Thanks, Shane, best laugh I got all day yesterday.

  • Javier O Sanchez (unverified)
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    I'm in agreement with Kari on this one..Enviro sisters are very cool, sexy as hell and wonderful company for the plutonic rap or intimate love jones, especially those dynamic OLCV women (I'd love a "Katy Daily Hall Pass'!).

    And what the hell's wrong with a little hair? Lay off the porn and private shaving cream parties, Pancho!

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